What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Friends

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The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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He's never Reddit.

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With fade out and to credits.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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CGI Friday's.

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A Rug's Life.