What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Rick Astley Jokes More Rick Astley Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.