How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.