How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.