32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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They crack up

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Cherokee Jokes More Cherokee Jokes

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.