What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!