Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
When he's quacked.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
In Laotian.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Because it's about two Adams bonding.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
It's testicle physics.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Your partner has to chew before swallowing...
Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...