Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go