The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
A handgun only has one trigger.
El Taco Lips.
Triggernometry
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None. They're too afraid of the electricity.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
