Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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He turns off his xbox.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

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What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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