What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.