How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Hardware Problem Jokes More Hardware Problem Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again