If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.