If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl