What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.