What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !