Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Quote Jokes More Quote Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted