Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.