Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Virgin Mobile
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Like we're going outside...
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
To send people to the other side.
Cross mouse cards !
There is no F in way.
Black mail !