Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.