Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.