How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.