How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!