How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.