None, they're all screwed.
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
They're usually the elephant in the room
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!