How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.