A man outstanding in his field.
Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
He fell on his ash.
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
The urge to pop a cold one.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
They're good at planting evidence.
He's out standing in his field
