What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.