What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.