What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.