Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.