Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!