Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What do you call a Greek stripper?

Popalottapus

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.