What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.