What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!