What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.