What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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M'laria

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He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!