What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.