A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
Because it wasn't ceiling.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Should it really be a lightbulb?
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
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Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Asif (As-if)