What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.