What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs