How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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Why does it have to be a group activity

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.