How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.