How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.