How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction