What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.