How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.