How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback