How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.