How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA