How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA