Standard Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Taipei Jokes More Taipei Jokes

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

Standard Deviation Jokes More Standard Deviation Jokes

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Taipei Personality Jokes More Taipei Personality Jokes

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests?

They've got a Taipei personality

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Lower Jokes More Lower Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes