One has standards.
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Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
The devil has standards.
It pains them to have standards.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Cold turkey
He felt his presents.
They're both really high and have no access to water.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
A pumpkin!
A Lou-ouija board.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Sad Dan
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
To get it pier reviewed.
Because he had a Taipei personality.
They've got a Taipei personality
And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."
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