Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long