Because the little boys pants were half off.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
They were too constricting.
Denim denim denim.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
Lettuce pray.
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
Little boys pants half off.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.