Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.