Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!