How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What's Up Doc?

by Howie Dewin

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.