Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Big City Jokes More Big City Jokes

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.