Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity