How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.