Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot