What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalatapus

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.