What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.