What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.