How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.