What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it