What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!