Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.