What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Casual Tee Jokes More Casual Tee Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Tee Shirt Jokes More Tee Shirt Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*