Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.