How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....