Journalist Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.