Journalist Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How do you make a journalist laugh?

By giving them ar-ticles!

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!