What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.