How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.